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<title>Smoke and Mirrors</title>
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<title>Help us raise money to Fight Lou Gehrig&apos;s Disease</title>
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<description>Just a quick little plug, here -- Jeff and I are participating in the Walk to D&apos;Feet ALS on October 16th, and we need sponsors! Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, commonly called Lou Gehrig&apos;s Disease, is a horrible, horrible illness. It&apos;s always...</description>
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<title>Don&apos;t call it a comeback</title>
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<description>Hello, pretties. I bet you thought I&apos;d quit with this, hadn&apos;t you? I sort of thought I had, too. No particular reason, other than I find it hard to find things to write about when things are chugging along at...</description>
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<dc:date>2004-08-23T21:57:59-05:00</dc:date>
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<description>Because I am lazy, I&apos;m swiping this quiz from Robyn: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says my wrist. That&apos;s it. It&apos;s the tail end of a paragraph in...</description>
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<title>I&apos;m a quitter...</title>
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<description>... but in a good way. I quit smoking three weeks ago, on a whim, and cold turkey. I haven&apos;t had so much as a puff -- according to my SilkQuit meter, which I have on every single computer I...</description>
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<dc:date>2004-03-12T16:28:20-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Happy belated New Year!</title>
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<description>Yeah, hi. Over a month, ouch. I&apos;ve been meaning to write, but I get distracted, and... well, yeah. Hi. So... Christmas. Christmas was good. I took the bus to Vermont on the 23rd, and spent a few days happily loafing...</description>
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<dc:date>2004-01-18T21:47:40-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Let it snow, my ass.</title>
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<description>My back is killing me. My arm muscles hate me. Best to not even mention my shoulders. I think even my hair hurts. Shovelling twenty fucking inches of snow will do that to you. Typing this? Hurts. I have a...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-12-07T21:58:49-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Scarves!</title>
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<description>So, the 3WA craft fair/auction starts tomorrow! Here are the scarves I&apos;m selling -- they&apos;re all between 7-9 inches wide, and about 71 inches long. They&apos;re all made of easy-care acrylic yarn, machine washable. This is a very soft, fluffy...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-11-02T13:33:55-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Buy buy buy!</title>
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<description> One week to go! I have a callus on my right index finger from knitting!...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-10-27T14:49:06-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Boo!</title>
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<description>Wow, look at that. It&apos;s been almost a month. How the time does fly. I wish I could say I hadn&apos;t updated because I&apos;ve been busy doing fabulous things, but alas, I&apos;m boring. I&apos;ve been, er, watching a lot of...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-10-14T22:14:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Urgh.</title>
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<description>I&apos;m sick. Nasty, nasty cold. Or flu. Or something. What is the difference between a cold and the flu? I&apos;ve always wondered that. Like, are there different symptoms? I also just looked and realized I hadn&apos;t updated since last month....</description>
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<dc:date>2003-09-17T22:03:31-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Perfect day</title>
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<description>I&apos;m tired -- I can&apos;t stop yawning, and my legs are achy, but in a good way. I had a most excellent weekend, and am now very sleepy, and sad that it&apos;s over. The first perfect thing? The weather. It...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-08-24T22:08:49-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Blank</title>
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<description>You should know that I&apos;ve just spend a full five minutes sitting in my chair and staring blankly out the window. My brain, it isn&apos;t working. That could be because of the Zoloft I&apos;m on, or it could be the...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-08-22T22:17:07-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Thank God for the happy pills</title>
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<description>Yeah, yeah, I know. Lazy, bad journaller. So how&apos;ve you been? You look great, did you cut your hair? So. Here is a late Friday Five: 1. What time do you wake up on weekday mornings? My alarm is set...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-08-03T22:07:59-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Ow, damn it.</title>
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<description>No, my back is not better, in spite of different drugs and a week&apos;s vacation. (A week that flew right by, incidentally. I need another week off, I think.) I see the doctor Tuesday, and I intend to pitch a...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-07-19T22:32:52-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Well, shit.</title>
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<description>Things that suck: Jeff&apos;s current employers (soon to be former employers. Asshats.) The herniated disc in my back -- the one that&apos;s been causing me no end of pain lately. My cousin just found out that the baby girl she&apos;s...</description>
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<dc:date>2003-07-09T21:56:12-05:00</dc:date>
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